Posted by admin on January 15th, 2010 |
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Friday, Jan 15, 2010
I have had one of my many spies, (one, who was assigned to Hollywood liberals) hit major pay dirt, recently. It happened when my operative chanced seeing Pat Robertson and Danny Glover enter a ritzy cocktail lounge, in Tinseltown, together.
Being one of my top operatives, (name withheld) called me, to inform me of the situation and ask if they (my spy) could use the expense account to buy drinks in order to appear like an ordinary customer. I said, “Yes, yes, this sounds very unusual. Sit close and get everything.”
This is what (name withheld) over heard:
Glover: Bartender. Scotch and water; make it a double and…what do you want, Robertson?
Robertson: I don’t care, Danny. Make it one of those umbrella drinks.
Glover: And one of those froo-froo drinks with a hat.
Glover: So, Robertson, you’re saying that the media is biased toward the left? Where do you come up with crap like this?
Robertson: They really are. Look how all the major news outlets ignored the “Tea Party” protests.
Glover: What? Why the hell would NBC cover some idiot protesting little old ladies having a tea party? Come on, man, get a grip.
Robertson: No, Danny, they are. Look at all the ”Tea Party” protests. They’ve been held everywhere; even in Wash..
Glover: Oh, for cryin’ out loud. You been sniffin’ glue or something? Tell you what. I’m a famous Hollywood actor involved in saving the planet and loved by millions. And you’re a Radical right wing Christian fundamentalist, known by a lot of people in Iowa. You know, both well known. Right? Right. I’ll prove to you that the media isn’t biased.
You say something outrageous, to the news people, and I’ll wait a few days and say something off the wall too. Then you’ll see how fair the news is. Deal?
Robertson: Welllll…I don’t know.
Glover: Come on man. You’re the one that brought all this up.
Robertson: O.K. I guess… Oh my, look at the time. I really have to get going. I’ll talk to you again soon, Danny.
Glover: Yeah, right. Bye.
Bartender: Another drink, Mr. Glover?
Glover: Yeah… Hey, kid. What could I say that would piss those Right Wing Radicals off, and still be true?
Bartender: Oh, that’s easy, Mr. Glover. Say anything about Global Warming. It’s all true and those neo-cons just can’t stand it.
And, so it went.
Well, maybe my imagination did get away from me there; but, the point is: Robertson and Glover are like two peas in a pod. Both are idiots and, for the life of me, I can’t understand why so many people even listen to them.
My opinion: Let the left have Pat Robetson too!
by: Backwards boB
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