Those letters to the Democrats
Friday, Feb 26, 2010
Hi, all
My name is Rahm…Er, Ellie. Ellie Light. You remember me, I’m the one who wrote all those “letters to the Editor”[s] supporting my hero, President Obama. Well, I just wanted to let you know that I have been very busy writing more letters, to help out our progressive cause.
When I heard that President Obama invited those icky Republicans to join in the health care debate, I knew my services would be needed once again. And what better way to help out than by giving our Democrat Congress persons factual instances of how corrupt the insurance companies are and how unfair the current health care system is. So, I sat down, rolled up my sleeves, and started writing.
Now, I know, you may be thinking, that’s dishonest. But I say no It’s not. We all know these horrible things go on every day. In fact, I’ve heard, 30 million people die every month because they don’t have and can’t get health care insurance. We also know, these poor people are so under-educated, that, they cannot be expected to write their own letters. Someone has to stand up for them. (Please, don’t get me started on how the extreme right forces these poor young people into parenthood and out of school, by denying them their God given right to abortion).
In any event, I am so proud to have helped out our wonderful, progressive cause and serve our Dear Leader once again. You too can help. Remember, our President needs you to flood those neo-con talk radio shows with your phone calls. Call often, (like you vote) and never let on that you’re really a liberal (tell them you voted for McCain) but, tell them you support the President’s health care plan.
Well, that’s all for now. I will try to give you another update, when I have the time.
Thoughtfully,
Ellie Light
P.S. Hope you liked the letter about the lady who was forced to wear her dead sister’s false teeth. I thought that was a really nice touch (and you know that this had to have happened somewhere!) Wasn’t Louise Slaughter wonderful for reading it?
by: Backwads boB
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